ever take a sip of milk to test if it’s spoiled and it’s like riiiiight on the precipice of diarrheaville but not quite there yet and you just go fk it and use it for your cookies anyways
i think im going to regret this
hello my name is eloise and i spend 60% of my money on really good sandwiches from the local deli
Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.
the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life
the pepperidge farm chocolate chip cookies are garbage DONUT TRUST THEM