ever take a sip of milk to test if it’s spoiled and it’s like riiiiight on the precipice of diarrheaville but not quite there yet and you just go fk it and use it for your cookies anyways

i think im going to regret this

hello my name is eloise and i spend 60% of my money on really good sandwiches from the local deli

Title: do it
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Game of Thrones s5 

I have so many questions and my first is WHAT THE FUCK




Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the war Boy Scouts were also used. But it quickly became clear that Girl Guides were more efficient because they were less boisterous and talkative.

the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life


My new reaction .gif to everything, no matter what.



bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine



Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014

Both by Dan Bagan

Wanna see my cry like a baby? Ask me who these women were.

Hughes’ father was beaten nearly to death by the KKK when she was a kid, and what does she do? Become an activist to try and stop that from happening to other people. She raised money to bail civil rights protesters out of jail. She helped women get out of abusive situations by providing shelter for them until they got on their feet. She founded an agency that helped women get to work without having to leave their children alone, because childcare in the 1970s? Not really a thing. In fact, a famous feminist line in the 70s was “every housewife is one man away from welfare.”

Then she teamed up with Steinman to found the Women’s Action Alliance, which created the first battered women’s shelters in history. They attacked women’s rights issues through boots on the ground activism, problem solving, and communication. They stomped over barriers of race and class to meet women where they were: mostly mothers who wanted better for themselves and their children.

These are women are who I always wanted to be.


TOPH: Well if you like the moon spirit so much, why don’t you marry her?
SOKKA: *Gross sobbing*

the pepperidge farm chocolate chip cookies are garbage DONUT TRUST THEM


The Empress of China 武则天 Wu Zetian

Fan Bing Bing 范冰冰 @ Aarif 李治廷